I was taking to a friend while he was browsing a dating site. He read the bio of a woman that began “A feisty, smack-talking girl who….” So, naturally, I went off on one of my meandering jokes:
She only talks about smack? That would be weird:
“What’s your favorite color?”
“Do you like heroin?”
“Um … have you ever been to Disneyland?”
“I really like heroin.”
“So … who’s your favorite Disney princess?”
“The heroine?”
“Stop it!”
“No, that was a real response!”
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