“Smack-talking” conversation

I was taking to a friend while he was browsing a dating site.  He read the bio of a woman that began “A feisty, smack-talking girl who….”  So, naturally, I went off on one of my meandering jokes:

She only talks about smack?  That would be weird:

“What’s your favorite color?”

“Do you like heroin?”

“Um … have you ever been to Disneyland?”

“I really like heroin.”

“So … who’s your favorite Disney princess?”

“The heroine?”

“Stop it!”

“No, that was a real response!”

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