1. I think I won line of the night while out to dinner with Bob Mike.
Joshua: The tasting notes on this beer include “A whirlwind of fruit and spice.”
Bob Mike: That’s one of the lesser-known Dune novels.
Joshua: Actually, I think it’s a magazine article about David and Victoria Beckham.
2. Can anyone listen to Rifftrax audio and not picture Kevin and Bill as robots? (That question makes sense even if you didn’t get it.)
3. I met a guy today who introduced himself as “Persian”. At first I thought he was lying: he didn’t look anything like Jake Gyllenhaal! Then I deduced that not every citizen of a country has to look like the nation’s royalty; otherwise surely most Brits would have klled themselves by now. Also, I deduced that he was Iranian but was uncomfortable introducing himself that way. Those clever, clever terrorists.
4. Since when do trees have roots?!
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