The Lady Doth Madonna Too Much, Methinks

Some years ago I saw an interview with the performer Madonna.  Some many years ago, methinks, given that:

1. Madonna still had an American accent
2. She was still vaguely interesting
3. I was willing to watch such an interview instead of autoocularly gouging

I think the interview was on MTV, and I further think it was even with Tabitha Soren interviewing.  My guess?  Soren requested the interview.  She must have thought “Once in my miserable career, let me interview someone stupider than I!”

Soren references Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Here’s the exchange:

Madonna:  [overplayed bewilderment] Who?!

Soren:  Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Madonna:  Who’s that?

Soren:  Jennifer Love Hewitt!  America’s sweetheart?

Madonna:  I don’t watch TV!

Then … how … do you … wait, what?!

I mean, OK: it is just within the realm of possibility that Madonna knew every vocalist, athlete, news hero, socialite, political daughter, and author in the country, but … oh, wait, no that’s not within the realm of possibility, is it?  It’s kinda like saying “No, I didn’t read your diary!  And anyway, it’s not like there was anything too embarrassing in there!”