Breaking News on Obama’s Religion from a San Diego Cantina

I must share this important information from a cantina in San Diego, learned from a white man who did not vote for Obama, a white man who did, and his Hispanic romantic partner who also did.

According to the first, Obama is Muslim, because “his name is Barack Hussein Obama”, and because of his “associates”.  The second, Obama is “probably Muslim”, because of his “advisors” and, if he were not, “why wouldn’t he just come out and say it?!”

According to the woman?  “It doesn’t matter what he is.  No one man can save this country, because only Jesus can save.”

I’m contacting the AP.  How much are they paying for story leads now?

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