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The best review of my new comedy show was “My face still laughs from hurting.” Granted, the reviewer was a jovial masochist with ADD who had wandered off-topic, but I’m hoping if we flash the review fast enough people might switch the words around.
It will go well alongside the reviews “Very amusing that McGee was able to find someone to produce it”, which we’re editing down to the first two words, and “Four stars — obviously — turned down the leading role, before McGee was forced to attempt carrying the show with his pathetic performance.” We are likewise truncating that one.
(Any readers good at drawing laurel leaves? I can pay you in 2-for-1 ticket coupons.)
I don’t have a comedy show. I just thought this was clever.
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