not at all a talented guitar player
I still think it’s cool that you play.  I took lessons when I was a wee wobbler, but had the willingness-to-learn embarrassed out of me pretty early on.

And yet he still can’t hit all the notes
Which just goes to show you that it’s not all about ONE thing when it comes to music.

If you play some of his stuff on the piano – it’s got a real ragtime feel, which I found both surprising and interesting (but maybe that’s just me).

I still say he made the best version of Alice In Wonderland with his “Don’t Come Around Here No More” video.

Qui?
Old show – “Forever Knight” – vampire’s name was Vachon, he had long hair and an electric guitar.  He also lived ironically, in a church (and, no, there’s shouldn’t be a comma after lived )

Yes, a baritone — although I am nowhere near as in-practice as I was in college.

But please note for the record that I am not at all a talented guitar player, and only slightly better as a songwriter and vocalist.

I have a 4 octave range, which I’m told is uncommon

Yes it is.  Bravo.

My favorite vampire owns one

Qui?

Tom Petty tunes, which, sadly, don’t have much range to them

And yet he still can’t hit all the notes!  </troll>

Sorry yours got stolen – people totally suck!  I’ve always thought of buying one, even though I don’t play – very poser of me, yeah?  I tend to be the air drummer in the band anyway, but at least I actually own a pair of drumsticks – yeah, I know, again with the poser.

It’s so cool that you play, though!  Can you sing as well?  I used to take singing lessons – I have a 4 octave range, which I’m told is uncommon – though, I doubt I could hit A above High C with the allergies I’ve been having lately.  My teacher always wanted me to sing Italian Operas, but I was really only interested in singing Tom Petty tunes, which, sadly, don’t have much range to them.  Oh well, doesn’t matter – the stagefrightness rules all anyway.

Truly