But would she qualify as a “fox jolie”?

Actress Olivia Wilde — Maxim Magazine’s choice in 2009 as the hottest woman in the world — has repeatedly selected roles in which she plays sexually adventurous and liberated characters, and has used her resultant sex-symbol status to great success.  So she can’t have been born with a name so fitting her career choices as “Wilde”, right?  She must have chosen it as an adult to increase the potency of viewers’ — and casting directors’ — sexual (masturbatory, really) fantasies about her.  Surely.  So I looked it up.

I was right.  She wasn’t born with the last name Wilde!  Ha!

She was born with the last name … Cockburn.