But would she qualify as a “fox jolie”?
Actress Olivia Wilde — Maxim Magazine’s choice in 2009 as the hottest woman in the world — has repeatedly selected roles in which she plays sexually adventurous and liberated characters, and has used her resultant sex-symbol status to great success. So she can’t have been born with a name so fitting her career choices as “Wilde”, right? She must have chosen it as an adult to increase the potency of viewers’ — and casting directors’ — sexual (masturbatory, really) fantasies about her. Surely. So I looked it up.
I was right. She wasn’t born with the last name Wilde! Ha!
She was born with the last name … Cockburn.
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