Archive for June, 2010

Explanation of Facebook Apps

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:15:58 +0000

Say you’re at the mall.  There’s a little table with survey forms.  You pick up one of the surveys.  It reads: “Tell us who your friends are, where you went to school, when your birthday is, whether you’re in a relationship (and with whom), what your interests are, what causes you support, your sex, (continued on back)”  At that point you realize the form is several pages long.  At the end of it it says “Also, please allow us to contact you by email FOR ANY REASON WE WANT, including ads that we tailor to your personal info.”  Now you’re getting excited.  What can I win?  A vacation to Paris?  A new Lexus?  A PRIVATE JET?!  I mean, this is a LOT of info to give a stranger, right?  The payoff must be AWESOME!

So you read the sign on the front of the table.  It says “Fill out one of our forms, and we will tell one of your friends you wish you could hug him or her / send one of your friends a PRETEND cup of coffee / ask him or her, on your behalf, what Simpsons character he or she is most like / etc.”

Do you fill out the form?

Friends:  This.  Is what.  You are doing.  When you accept a Facebook app request.

Sharron Angle

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:43:25 +0000

Do you know about Sharron Angle yet?  She is the Tea Party-backed Republican candidate for the 2010 election challenging Harry Reid. 

So, here’s a HuffPost article about a January 2010 exchange on the Bill Manders show.  You can play the audio at that link, but here’s a transcript:

Manders:  I, too, am pro life.  But I’m also pro choice.  Do you understand what I mean when I say that?

Angle:  I’m pro responsible choice.  There is choice to abstain, choice to do contraception. There are all kind of good choices.

Manders:  Is there any reason at all for an abortion?

Angle:  Not in my book.

Manders:  So, in other words, rape and incest would not be something [trails off]?

Angle:  You know, I’m a Christian.  And I believe that God has a plan and a purpose for each one of our lives and that he can intercede in all kinds of situations.  And we need to have a little faith in many things.

So — going to try to be exquisitely fair here: if a father holds his little girl down and rapes her, and she becomes pregnant, God could intercede.  If he doesn’t intercede, that’s part of his plan.  We would be sinning and subverting divine will if we allowed the girl to have an abortion.  The proper response is faith in God.

Does that about cover it?

This.  Woman.  Is running.  For national office.

She is the candidate of the more-conservative of the two main U.S. political parties.

Before I move on to the rest of my post, let’s get this vile piece of Angular detritus out of the way.  It is too late to unspeak the words she spoke about rape and incest.  That horse has left.  There is no way you mess that one up that bad.  It’s more absurd than saying, ‘Officer, when I said ‘Open the register and give me all your money!’, I meant to say ‘Do I have to buy something to get some change for the pay phone?’”

So, I’m setting my clock as of the timestamp of this post.  The RNC has 48 hours to withdraw all support for Angle.  That much is a given.  A statement on the order of “We were unaware of the insanity of Ms. Angle, and we apologize for our previous support of her.  The Republican National Committee does not oppose abortion in the case of rape nor incest.  We disown anyone who argues otherwise, for any reason, including superstitious special pleading.”  If they do not, they are complicit.  If they do not, and if you are registered Republican, you must be publicly vocal about how abhorrent this is, and at least write a letter to the party, or you are complicit.  That’s my line in the sand.

OK, now that I’ve established (to my satisfaction) that she is reprehensibly inhuman, or sociopathic, or both, my main point is done.  But I want to take a look at something very interesting that fell into place while researching this post.  I want to argue that this functions as a case study of when some religious conservatives choose to play the “illegally imposing their agendas” card.  Let’s do a little quoting:

Here’s Sharron Angle’s official “About” page on her website:

She is proud of her past chairwomanship of We The People Nevada PAC

We The People used to have a web presence, but no longer.  But that’s what archive.org is forStored on the archive servers 2005-03-11:

There is a strong movement by atheists to ban religious thought form the public square.  This should be recognized as an attempt to establish atheism as the national religion. … The ACLU, NEA, and other organizations are examples of atheistic institutions trying to gain political control and an unfair advantage over Christian groups

So: atheists are trying to illegally impose their religious beliefs (“lack thereof”, actually, but when your only book is the Bible, everything looks like a faith), through political means, to the unfair detriment of some others, in a fashion that would set national policy.

One more.  Also from the cached PAC page:

The radical homosexual movement and other groups seek to destroy the traditional family structure which is the underpinning of society.  Their agenda should be opposed.

Gay activists (and, remember, the ACLU was implicated above) are trying to destroy the underpinnings of society.  Their agenda should be opposed.

So, tying it together: silly, silly, silly me.  You know how crazy-liberal I am?  I thought one of the underpinnings of society was undoing the harm caused by fathers who rape their children.  I thought that, given that We the People and I agree that “The establishment clause prevents the combining of the state with religious organizations”, that dictating the definitions of what family means — not only who can get married, but why it is OK to let a god mediate when a “traditional family” is destroyed by a villain from the inside — on the basis of what the god the person speaking happens to believe in is interpreted to desire — could be considered … pretty much nuts.

But that’s just me.  I’m an atheist.  I, therefore, am probably using this unfairly in an effort to make my lack of religion the official national religion, to the unfair disadvantage of these Christians.  Who, of course, have no such desires.  Unless they win.

(For the sake of rigor:  I haven’t been able to determine [help?] what years Angle chaired We The People, and cross-reference it against archive.org caches of their “Principles” page during her tenure.  Until I get this, it is just conceivable that this politician who thinks that abortion is not justified even in cases of child rape does not believe in a conspiracy of gays and atheists to destroy America.  I think that’s unlikely.  I expect you would think so, too.  But let me know if it’s that’s the case.  I’ll have to Google for another example.  In the interests of efficiency, I’ll start with listings of Tea Party candidates.)

Hope

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:27:46 +0000

As Plato quoted Heraclitus, and the peerless Dr. Nathan Tierney had us memorize, “ποταμοῖσι τοῖσιν αὐτοῖσιν ἐμϐαίνουσιν, ἕτερα καὶ ἕτερα ὕδατα ἐπιρρεῖ”.  Tomorrow may be better.  It may be worse.  But it will certainly be different.

As the Sufis graced us, and Lincoln quoted:

هذا أيضا سوف يمر أو يعدي

And, with any luck, when it passes, it will pass into publication.  Properly lived, then properly rendered, it may be exquisite — and, it is to be hoped, meaningful to Niall in his adulthood.

But that is not for now.  For tonight, I console myself with Tibullus’ elegy: “Credula vitam spes fovet et melius cras fore semper dicit“.  The hope may be unwarranted, but it is good enough for a pillow.  Good night.  See you on the flip-side, friends.

“You have hang-ups”

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:44:53 +0000

Someone stopped me on the street in Hardwick:

Person:  You have hang-ups.

JHM:  I … I’m sorry — what?

Person:  Hang-ups.

JHM:  {blink. blink.}

Person:  Your shirt.

JHM:  {looks at shirt}  Oh, that’s clever.  Sorry I didn’t laugh the first time.

JHM, internally:  WTF?!

I was wearing this shirt that I designed.  If you are interested in ordering one — this is just info, not a sales pitch — I increased the image size by two clicks and it still printed accurately in XXL.  I think it looks much better that way, but Zazzle wouldn’t let me post the product with an oversized image:

Hanger Shirt shirt
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Mozart Effect

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 07:13:11 +0000

Article:  Demonstrates ‘Mozart Effect’ nonexistent w/r/t making babies smarter

How obvious this was:  Utterly

Reaction to white mothers’ turning “Baby Mozart” into an empire:  *facepalm*

Motivation to explain this to ex-wife who wanted to buy those insipid discs for Niall:  Precisely zero

Why the motivation was zero:  Ah, I see you’ve never been married!

When I first heard of this research:  1993

Who told me:  One of my oldest and dearest friends

Indication of the distortion of research by the time it reached me:  “Rock music makes you dumber, especially grunge.”

Vindication:  “The key to it is that you have to enjoy the music,” says original researcher. “If you hate Mozart you’re not going to find a Mozart Effect.  If you love Pearl Jam, you’re going to find a Pearl Jam effect.”

When I’m going to abandon the device of a mock Q&A:  Right now

My recycled tweets for 2010-06-28

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 00:59:00 +0000
  • Thoughts on this as a potential new avatar? http://mcgees.org/img/cartoonme.gif #
  • Now it's in YOUR mind! RT @pattonoswalt Wish "pistachio" didn't sound like the slang term for one's facial hair after a golden shower. #
  • Author of #atheist site http://yourenothelping.wordpress.com/ gets outed for sockpuppetry, plays the "whiny bitch" card, then hides posts. #
  • New discovery: fastest way to reboot laptop is to insert headphone plug into USB port. You're welcome. #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-27

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • Fine place for a day full of breakdowns! Takes more than a meltdown to show us how. :^| #
  • #USA needs a new national anthem. Sorry to the rest of the world that it's about bombing. #
  • Dear #USA: you can't effing wait until 15 minutes into matches to wake up. Gah. #WordCup #GHA #
  • In fairness, #GHA are on their game. #worldcup #
  • Wearing an #LAGalaxy scarf. #LandonDonovan is my homeboy.  #worldcup #
  • #USA: follow up on gk deflections. kthx. #worldcup #
  • sigh. deep breath. toilet break. #
  • FUCK. IN. A!!! Woot, homeboy! #worldcup #
  • Well, these are going to be some fucking tense 25 minutes. #wordcup #
  • #GHA players are faster runners, aren't they? And totally know how to touch and "continue their slides". #worldcup #
  • I've seen enough #Galaxy matches to be CERTAIN where Landon was sending that penalty kick. Good thing #GHA didn't watch the tapes. #
  • Dear refs: that hard part in the #GHA player's arm is called "an elbow". HTH. #
  • Did Ayew even TOUCH him?! Looked like #USA simulation to me! #
  • Switched from drinking Camparis and Soda to God's Blessings — 'cause it's freaking COLD here in the #NorthEastKingdom. Go #USA! #Vermont #
  • Merde merde merde merde merde. C'mon, #USA! #
  • It is NEVER acceptable to cheer for someone's severe ill health. Oh wait, yes it is. http://n.pr/doHgFa #
  • .@wikipediagame: SO CLOSE to cool. But no way to see who won; how your paths compare with others'; naive scoring. http://wikipediagame.org/ #
  • Sitting alone sobbing at @postsecret and wondering how often I've caused similar pain. That's not a secret. It's a recommendation. Go read. #
  • 12 hours until #ENG-#GER! #WorldCup #OverlyInvested #
  • Did #TchadBlake point the #Kunstkopf AWAY FROM #PearlJam when recording #NothingAsItSeems on the #Binaural record? Weird. #audio #audiophile #
  • .@PennyRoyal67 I worked to develop a #poetry mag while in college. Typing "Poet of the Month", an editor wrote "…of the Moth". We kept it. #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-26

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-25

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • I'm collecting two of every animal, but I'm short an #aardvark. Anyone have an extra he could send to #Vermont? #weather #rain #
  • Yeah. {biggest sigh ever} But I can't even tweet about it. At least I know that God's got it all in His hands. Oh, wait, he's pretend. Shit. #
  • RT @wilw Geeks are really good at taking something we love & turning it into something 2 argue about with other geeks who love it [as we do] #
  • Dear fellow #Scientists: visit some classrooms. http://ed.fnal.gov/projects/scientists/amy.html #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-24

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • There are plenty of things I "couldn't do to save my life" that I could easily accomplish were my life not at stake. #
  • Indeed! Couldn't be happier with Group C results. RT @davidjmcgee WOW. #worldcup #
  • NEWS FLASH: Prominent nerd subculture leaders issue death fatwa on #DamonLindelof; comments #SalmanRushdie, "Even I agree". #Lost #humor #
  • I love water! It is so cool that it makes up such a large proportion of my body. #
  • One of the best things about network names is stuff like "Thoreau was unable to connect to Lemurs!" appearing. Makes wifi failures happier! #
  • It's not raining here, which is odd considering that it's 127 EFFING PERCENT humidity. Give or take. #Vermont #NorthEastKingdom #weather #
  • .@mystumble Yep! My charities: @charitywater, @ACLU, @center4inquiry, @Oxfam. They cycle monthly, each in turn getting 100% of my donations. #
  • My business was doing horribly. Then I started following every @Twitter #TT. I'm still losing money, but now I'm always in the black. #
  • Very cool: @NPR is promoting #foraging: http://n.pr/9XZoyi. #Fiddlehead and #ramp seasons just ended here in the #NortheastKindom (#Vermont) #
  • I'm in someone's list titled "The Luminaries". 26 members; others include Barack Obama, Stephen Hawking, and Penn Jillette. Wow. @kimberli9 #
  • Seeking white man who owns business suit to tour factories, attend banquets. $1000/wk. No previous experience required: http://n.pr/bCJRta #
  • The extra period (the punctuation mark) that I couldn't account for nor #debug away in my #PHP output was a piece of dirt on the screen. #
  • GPS: "Nearest match for 'sushi': 59.8 mi North" Me: "59.8 miles North?! Isn't that…?" [pushes button] "Yeah. A different country." #Vermont #
  • RT @kimberli9 …inappropriate to tell you that ["The Luminaries"] was called "other shit" until @qthomasbower bitched about being on it? #

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… because it was a fair coin, you see

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:07:00 +0000

Information Theorist One:  “I heard something completely surprising today.”

Information Theorist Two:  “What?  Tell me!”

Information Theorist One:  “‘Heads’”

Possibly the best tweet ever

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 21:59:21 +0000

Tweeted by the incomparable Wil Wheaton [@wilw].  (Who else would have composed “Possibly the best tweet ever”?)


Cat: Ima lick u chin!  Me: …why?  Cat: I like ur beard!  Me: Aww, that’s—  Cat: NOW I CHOMP YOU HA HA HA.  Me: Ow! WTF?!  Cat: Is whut I do. LOL.

My recycled tweets for 2010-06-23

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • Who's watching #NGA-#KOR and who's watching #GRE-#ARG? Why? Leaning towards the latter, but only relevant if #GRE wins – which they won't. #
  • Ha! RT @darkplanneur Il est interdit pour les acteurs de Glee d'avoir des relations sexuelles pendant le tournage, dans leurs caravanes #
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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-22

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • #LayneStaley lyric that just played: "Slow suicide's no way to go." No kidding, man. Wish you had taken your own advice. #MadSeason #
  • Happy #Solstice, everyone! I'm pretty sure that there were 25 hours of sunlight today here in the #NortheastKingdom. #
  • Why splashing cold water on your face calms you down, and why iced water works even better: http://bit.ly/be6Mxn #
  • Well, THAT was a late sunset, even in #LosAngeles {20:08 PDT timestamp}! Happy #Solstice again! RT @OhNoItsDark OH NO IT'S DARK!!!1! #
  • Listening to #Audioslave. @ChrisCornell: Stuff like 2:58 into Cochise is how you lost the LAST octave. Take care of your voice, dude! #
  • I'd have gone with a ream of nice résumé paper RT @rationalists I heard that #BP CEO #TonyHayward's kids bought him a mop for father's day #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-21

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • used too much mirin in his rice, but got wifi set up, so considers this a net win. #
  • Goal #NewZealand! Against #ITALY! w00ty surprise! #WorldCup #football #soccer #
  • .#NZL goal totally fair — not offside vs #ITA. #wc #
  • Geez. #ITA goal off a penalty kick following a soft foul and a flop. 1-1 vs #NZL. #WC #
  • Bravo #NZL, even if you lose! #WorldCup #
  • "I wish you could have heard the music // When the clouds growled overhead … I finally felt alive" — I love #Vermont! (Lyrics: @TallyHall) #
  • "Most one-sided #WorldCup match-up" my arse. Way to go #AllWhites! It wasn't "#ITA's to lose"; #NZL EARNED IT! #
  • $500?! That's money that the attendees could have spent on their guns, ammo, Bibles, blinders, and earplugs! http://bit.ly/aQjeOR #Palin #
  • Something about bra winning out over civvies? Does this have to do with clothing choices of female soldiers? So confused. But pleased! #
  • 10+ years out of college, I remember lots of passionate debates on philosophical topics but frequently cannot recall which side I took. #
  • On 3 major cross-country interstate routes, L.A.-#Vermont distances vary only 2%. But don't take I-40. You'll thank me. http://bit.ly/cCh9NA #
  • I have SUCH a clever #teaparty post sketched in my mind, but no teabaggers read mcgees.org: ½ due to antipathy, ½ illiteracy. C'est dommage. #
  • I love my #Toshiba T135, and not just because it sounds like a #Terminator. But mouse batteries died, and touchpad is TOO HOT TO USE. Gah. #
  • If you RT me to mock my politics, that's cool. If your #bot automatically mocks EVERY tweet w/ a given keyword, you get a spam report. FYI. #
  • Only on Twitter: RT @maximummaggie Just masturbated on a swing along side a public bike path..if anyone saw they didnt make themselves known #
  • I mean, good grief. Being open on Twitter is one thing. Yes, I know @maximummaggie's job. Still, you can kinda stumble upon anything here. #
  • I'm bored and sleepy, it's late, and I have to get up early tomorrow. Optimal solution just occurred to me. G'night, tweeps! Over and out. #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-20

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • Do not press this button. Unless you want to be entertained. http://fjfjyii.coms.hk/online-disney/bunsol.html #

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DPRK WC

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:40:52 +0000

North Korea is in the World Cup for the first time in 44 years.  They have a pretty good striker, Jong Tae-se.  Problem is, he’s not North Korean.  He was born in Japan to South Korean parents, and has never lived in North Korea.  He plays for a pro club in Japan.  In advance of North Korean international matches, he goes into the DPRK embassy in Tokyo, switches his South Korean passport for a DPRK one, and upon his return, reverses the procedure.

Their coach, however, is North Korean.  The skill is home-grown — but lest you think that this has nothing to do with Kim Jong-il, the coach gets real-time coaching advice from Mr. Kim.  On cell phones.  In the coach’s words, “mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye.”  Mr. Kim designed these phones, by the way.  In addition to inventing the hamburger.

Most North Koreans know little about soccer.  They also, of course, are almost never allowed outside the country, and, if they were, any resident soccer fans would be unlikely to be able to afford transportation to South Africa.  North Korea’s solution: Pay more than 1,000 Chinese nationals to sit in the stands — all dressed identically, by the way — to wave DPRK flags and cheer appropriately.

A plan with South Korea to broadcast World Cup games to North Korea fell apart.  Something something North Korea alleged to have sunk a South Korean ship.  Not that big of a deal, though.  Very few DPRK citizens have televisions.  They do, however, have radios.  In Pyongyang, every house comes with a radio.  A radio that cannot be turned off.

Source: ABC News

My recycled tweets for 2010-06-12

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • Internet access unreliable now, but all is well as of Twitter's timestamp for this tweet (click on the '#' for timestamp if on mcgees.org) #
  • How about instead of working on a slogan, stop the industrial #farming that produces an insipid product?! http://n.pr/d5mmJ2 #pork #
  • Eco-liberals calling mysticism "science" is JUST AS OFFENSIVE as creationists doing so. No, reiki, reflexology & palmistry ARE NOT SCIENCE. #
  • Each time the woman next to me takes a bite of sandwich, she sucks clean each of her fingers with a popping sound. I may have to leave. #
  • OK, I do have to leave because of the finger-sucking. Bitch. Where did you (fail to) learn your manners?! #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-10

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • Awesome line from a #UFC match just now: "These punches are just academic at this point" #
  • I really-times-{N} need to sleep. {N} is large enough that the expansion would exceed 140. #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-08

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-06

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • Regarding Arizona mural change: RT @kimberli9 @clanmackay the kid had Homer Simpson's 5 o'clock shadow.That (so I understand) was issue #
  • Idea heard today at co-op was dumbest so far. That's saying a lot. Why is liberalism in VT so + correlated with facile and magical thinking? #
  • Greater than 75ppm Cadmium in paint not necessarily scary. An alleged level is 1000ppm, though. Kids' product! http://n.pr/bd4tYc @McDonalds #
  • Also, a definition of Cd as "naturally occurring element in soil" is an offensive distortion. So is "less than in other recalls" @McDonalds #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-05

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-04

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • Fake! Clearly it\'s just a picture taken in Australia and you\'re holding the camera upside-down. (@cockerham)http://yfrog.com/20bunagj #
  • is horribly anxious and stressed out. I hate paperwork, phone calls, and confrontations with people I've known for a long time. #
  • Containers for perishables are called Reefer containers; great for shipping ganja, marijuana & hemp too. via @cockerham http://bit.ly/dftsd8 #
  • Sponsored links on #Google above search results now harder to identify: Page bg color; text in #767676 (~ middle gray) & floated far right. #
  • "Perhaps a better way to phrase it is that they learned to be terrorized" (via @schneierblog) http://bit.ly/ce6qyA #
  • Presumably much the same as it meant in the segregated American South, just with different groups. (@WitAndWisdumb)http://yfrog.com/b8j4cj #
  • I'm supposed to go to a #sushi party, but I'm beat. And there will be no #sashimi. #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-03

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 07:59:00 +0000
  • has embarked on an ambitious project to decrease his email volume to fifty per day or fewer. #
  • I gave my SAT and GRE scores to someone today. The exact values were, I thought, relevant to the conversation. But I still felt like an ass. #
  • In a fascinating but frustrating situation in which each of three applications requires successful enrollment in at least one of the others. #
  • #TheFamousGrouse could double in price and I'd still buy it. But please don't suggest this to them. #whisky #whiskey #scotch #FamousGrouse #
  • I tried to fit a profound simile into the confines of a 140-character tweet without sacrificing verbiage. I failed. I found it was much like #
  • Can we make grammar a test? RT @sexygrl1983 thinks that some people shouldn't … reproduce with out … supervision … effects all of us #
  • Just heard #Dio died. No snarky joke. Fortunately saw him sing with #Queensrÿche a couple years ago. Will miss him. #
  • Test: can location information be entered through the web interface? #
  • Hmm. I don't see a "crosshairs icon". http://twitter.zendesk.com/forums/26810/entries/122236 #

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My recycled tweets for 2010-06-02

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 00:59:00 +0000
  • Give @TheMotleyFool your email address and they'll send you their secret retail stock recommendations: Costco and Amazon.com. Wow! [sigh] #
  • Don't get it … RT @funnyoneliners Did Jack Bauer win Idol? RT @obxlaw #

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