My recycled tweets for 2010-05-28
- Hardwick, Vermont: Coolest. Freaking. Place. Ever. #
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May 28th, 2010 at 08h10
Hardwick
Heh. They need a name that sounds less like that of a character from a Tolkien-themed porno.
June 2nd, 2010 at 07h19
Visit here. You may change your opinion regarding a name change.
June 2nd, 2010 at 11h33
Oh dear Gawd! You… You weren’t the pivot point in an all-hobbit gangbang, were you?
June 2nd, 2010 at 11h35
On second thought, a “Beorn, the man-bear” joke probably would have worked better.
June 2nd, 2010 at 12h47
On second thought, a “Beorn, the man-bear” joke probably would have worked better.
I have a good friend who dates only bears. Teasing him, I asked if he thought I could pass as a bear. He replied, “Well, you sure as hell couldn’t pass as anything else!”
As a general response to both your comments, however: given the size disparities in so many of your relationships, you’re leaving yourself wide open. So to speak.
June 2nd, 2010 at 16h17
I have a good friend who dates only bears.
That’s a good call on his part. It’s on the state flag for a reason. Besides, bear bars are the only gay bars that sell drinks that are strong enough for a guy my size for prices that aren’t completely absurd.
the size disparities in so many of your relationships, you’re leaving yourself wide open
In the past decade, I’ve had a mere four “official” girlfriends, only one of whom (Jaimee) was below average height. Simone and Chelsea were both actually slightly taller than average. Emma is a very respectable 5’9″. It’s just that even “slightly taller than average” still makes for a serious size disparity when you’re 6’6″. Also, this.
June 2nd, 2010 at 16h53
Also, this.
I thought about a joke of “You need a sports-style chant of ‘De-Fen! De-Fen!’” Maybe a followup line that she might like the company, given that she lives, one expects, in a state best called Anhui. But those puns simply suck, even by my standards.
You know, the international attention has, at long last, included some TLC. That’s reassuring.