- Great album: #Korn, "See You on the Other Side". Nu-metal-heads who hate its originality: bite me. #MM #MusicMonday #YesIKnowItIsNotMonday #
- RT @nep If you want to understand Twitter, here's a #porn star tweeting about her grandfather's death/funeral: @jelenajensen #
- "El Secreto de Sus Ojos" was such a great movie. I didn't know it had #RicardoDarin in it until the opening credits (love him). #
- Q: What do other users do about obviously-spam followers? Bother to block, or just ignore them? Why? #
- There's a "Paint the Sky" joke here, but I'm too classy to make it. http://n.pr/bvseJi #
- Inevitably, the place my cat most wants to be is the 20cm by 20cm square where my foot is about to step. EVERY step. #cat #cats #
- H: "My brother-in-law did that" Me: "I haven't seen Robert in YEARS!" H: "Oh, Robert died a couple years ago" Me: "Huh. I guess that's why" #
- Q: "I'm surrounded by some kids at play. I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear?" A: "'Cause they're so fucking LOUD" (Please shut up!) #
- RT @joshuaj7 classic #ipad #iphone joke http://su.pr/1OuDkU #
- With as much as #Republicans fear change, one would think they'd throw more coins into the "end hunger" tubs in the checkout line. (Get it?) #
- Suggestion: Never walk by a rock club you frequent in the daytime. You'll go home and scrub your skin off after realizing where you've been. #
- Very funny, #hulu! Joke's over. Please give me back my controls now! #
- I stand by my six-years-ago self: #Calpis and vodka rocks. #Calpico http://www.mcgees.org/calpis-and-vodka/ #
- If you live in your car, and you press "Go Home" on your GPS nav, does it say "You have arrived" immediately? #
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If you live in your car, and you press “Go Home” on your GPS nav, does it say “You have arrived” immediately?
Back when I was walking to work during the wee hours of every morning, there was a cab that was regularly parked under one of the freeway overpasses. The cab had a bumper sticker, advertising how to get a job driving a cab. I might have been more tempted to call, if it wasn’t quite so painfully clear that the man who drove that cab was also living in it.
Never walk by a rock club you frequent in the daytime.
A “rock club” is what a caveman uses when he’s really angry with you, and intending to turn it into a “club sandwich”. Just like a “fan club” is what a caveman uses when he’s hot in the summertime.