My recycled tweets for 2010-05-13
- Great album: #Korn, "See You on the Other Side". Nu-metal-heads who hate its originality: bite me. #MM #MusicMonday #YesIKnowItIsNotMonday #
- RT @nep If you want to understand Twitter, here's a #porn star tweeting about her grandfather's death/funeral: @jelenajensen #
- "El Secreto de Sus Ojos" was such a great movie. I didn't know it had #RicardoDarin in it until the opening credits (love him). #
- Q: What do other users do about obviously-spam followers? Bother to block, or just ignore them? Why? #
- There's a "Paint the Sky" joke here, but I'm too classy to make it. http://n.pr/bvseJi #
- Inevitably, the place my cat most wants to be is the 20cm by 20cm square where my foot is about to step. EVERY step. #cat #cats #
- H: "My brother-in-law did that" Me: "I haven't seen Robert in YEARS!" H: "Oh, Robert died a couple years ago" Me: "Huh. I guess that's why" #
- Q: "I'm surrounded by some kids at play. I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear?" A: "'Cause they're so fucking LOUD" (Please shut up!) #
- RT @joshuaj7 classic #ipad #iphone joke http://su.pr/1OuDkU #
- With as much as #Republicans fear change, one would think they'd throw more coins into the "end hunger" tubs in the checkout line. (Get it?) #
- Suggestion: Never walk by a rock club you frequent in the daytime. You'll go home and scrub your skin off after realizing where you've been. #
- Very funny, #hulu! Joke's over. Please give me back my controls now! #
- I stand by my six-years-ago self: #Calpis and vodka rocks. #Calpico http://www.mcgees.org/calpis-and-vodka/ #
- If you live in your car, and you press "Go Home" on your GPS nav, does it say "You have arrived" immediately? #
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May 13th, 2010 at 11h13
If you live in your car, and you press “Go Home” on your GPS nav, does it say “You have arrived” immediately?
Back when I was walking to work during the wee hours of every morning, there was a cab that was regularly parked under one of the freeway overpasses. The cab had a bumper sticker, advertising how to get a job driving a cab. I might have been more tempted to call, if it wasn’t quite so painfully clear that the man who drove that cab was also living in it.
May 13th, 2010 at 17h59
Never walk by a rock club you frequent in the daytime.
A “rock club” is what a caveman uses when he’s really angry with you, and intending to turn it into a “club sandwich”. Just like a “fan club” is what a caveman uses when he’s hot in the summertime.