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If I don’t do one today (Monday) I’ll have missed a week.  So sorry.

Ed once said that their first album dealt a lot with teen and youth angst, but that he figured older people felt it too, and wanted to make a song about that.  Here it is, the song with the longest title in the Pearl Jam catalog.

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

I seem to recognize your face
Haunting, familiar — yet I can’t seem to place it
Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name
Lifetimes are catching up with me
All these changes taking place
I wish I’d seen the place
But no one’s ever taken me
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away

I swear I recognize your breath
Memories, like fingerprints, are slowly raising
Me, you wouldn’t recall, for I’m not my former
It’s hard when you’re stuck upon the shelf
I changed by not changing at all
Small town predicts my fate
Perhaps that’s what no one wants to see
I just want to scream “Hello!”
My God its been so long!
Never dreamed you’d return!
But now here you are, and here I am
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away

The next one … tomorrow?

All Vedder Tuesday

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From eBay:

MC011 Your eBay selling account has been limited – [my username]

Dear [my username] ([my email address]),

Your account has fallen below eBay’s minimum seller performance standards.  You are still able to list and sell items; however, your volume will be limited until your performance improves above these standards.

This limit takes effect on 2/20/2010.  Each week you can sell up to 50.00 % of what you historically listed with this account.

You may have up to 0 open listings, up to $18.00 open sales and up to $10.00 closed sales during each week.

Note*: If you exceed any one of the above thresholds (open listings, open sales or closed sales), you will be unable to list for 7 days, when the limit will reset.

My response:

I was just told my account has fallen below seller performance standards.  WHAT are you talking about?  I’ve received no negative feedback recently, am not involved in any disputes that I know of, send everything with tracking numbers, have been providing great service and great products — and now this message that I can now list 0 items for reasons that were NOT STATED?

Seriously — I need assistance here.  What is going on?

Their response:

Dear Joshua,

Thank you for writing eBay in regard to the recent message you received from us. I have looked into your account and I can see that your Detailed Seller Ratings are fine.  I believe that you received those emails because of a technical problem that we are experiencing right now.  I would like to apologize for this.  Please be reassured that we are working to resolve this, and that it is our top priority at this time.  If you are experiencing any limitations due to this, please know that we are aware of this problem, and we will have it resolved within 2 hours.  If you are still experiencing any problems after that time please
respond to this message and let us know.

I understand your frustration regarding this matter and apologize for the inconvenience it caused you.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
[representative name]

eBay Customer Support

I just arrived back home.  I knew I was in for a scolding from my cat.  I always get a scolding from my cat when I walk in.  Except, I realized, he was standing by his food dish.  He always does, but I have always assumed that is because it is by the door.  But this was clearly his “feed me” yell.  I thought about it.  It always is.

“You have food!” I told him.

“FEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDMEFEEDME!”

So I took his food bowl, held it through the front door for ten seconds, out of his sight, then brought it back in and set it in front of him.

He stopped screaming.  He was happy.  He had been fed.  He ate.