I’m not intending to tell you which lines are not true
I’ve thought about just posting the following set of Joe Fawley lyrics (Tally Hall, “The Bidding”) to an online dating service as my profile. It couldn’t actually get me any fewer inquiries, and has the advantage of being really, really funny and uncomfortably close to “true”.
I’ve been sleeping in a cardboard box
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
And even though I know I haven’t got a lot
I’ll try to give you lovin’ till the day you dropI graduated at the top
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
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