Proof of God’s existence in four short steps (it’s easy!)
1. There exist religions, one of which is Christianity
2. My parents raised me in that one
3. I have felt there is something greater than myself
4. Ergo, God exists and everything in the Bible is true
Yes, I’m a dick, but that doesn’t change the fact that the religionists with more sophisticated reasoning constitute <5% of those I’ve encountered. (But, for the record, I am certain that you are in the 5%. Right? Right?)
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