There is an awesome xkcd about perfect phrases:

While xkcd meshes really well with my sense of humor, I like to baffle people a bit more, so from Lost (S05E12) comes the perfect response to someone explaining his behavior:
Is [action] what Jacob wants?
















I have a perfectly snarky Jacob joke, but I’m not sure if you’re far enough along in the show for me to make it without it being a spoiler.
I’m not sure if you’re far enough along in the show for me to make it without it being a spoiler.
I’m caught-up. But Lost is the c++ of mythology-dense episodic fiction. A stray sentence/pointer can destroy a whole season/OS. Email it to me.