And people wonder where I got my warped sense of humor

A story my dad told me about visit to an electronics store in the early 1990s just sprang into my head:

Electronics Store Employee:  … and some batteries [hands him a package].

My Dad:  Duracell?!

Electronics Store Employee:  Yes, they’re the best.

My Dad:  Really?!

Electronics Store Employee:  Yes.

My Dad:  But … but … the bunny!

Electronics Store Employee:  The … wait, what?

My Dad:  Are you saying the bunny lies?

Electronics Store Employee:  …

My Dad:  The bunny wouldn’t lie!