2 + 2 = cute

I have a shirt that I love from ThinkGeek.  It reads:


2 + 2 = 5
(for extremely large values of 2)

This is through-and-through a math joke, to the point that I think few people who see it really get how funny it is.  Niall doesn’t get it, either, but at least he’s super-gracious about it:

“Daddy, I know you really like that shirt, but I don’t want you to store two-plus-two-equals-five in your brain, because two-plus-two-equals-four.  OK?”

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2 Responses to “2 + 2 = cute”

  1. Bob Mike Says:

    Unrelated, but there’s an M:tG thread at MeFi right now that might interest you.

  2. Joshua (Site Owner) Says:

    I’ve been thinking about adding the following text under “Leave a Reply, but read first“, below:


    Is your comment not specifically about this postGreat!  Go here.

    working working working ohholyfuckingshit the website just read my mind!!!1!

    Sorry.  Cruelty is fun sometimes.  To be less cruel, I should only point out #2 to people I haven’t already ohwaitnevermind.  (No, not in a good mood.)

    Thanks for the MetaFilterFilter.

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