“But now I tell people about it, so that’s quite cool”
There is a crushingly adorable — um — female — who works at the local Blockbuster Video store. It’s the fact that I don’t know whether to say girl or young woman that I thought was the problem. I stopped there with my very-longtime friend Nathan tonight, and asked, exiting, “So: jailbait?”
“Yeah,” he said. “She’s a young-un. It’s the braces that make someone look young. Well — maybe she’s older. I don’t know.”
Then I realized that the actual problem was that I was evaluating a potential partner based on the technicality of whether she was in kindergarten yet when I entered college, and then I felt kind of yucky, and decided not to tell anyone about it, except that I came home and posted it on a currently-four-PageRanked website with an international readership, with a URL that is my name and with several pictures of me on the masthead. Good solution, no?
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September 1st, 2009 at 15h11
The “half your age plus seven” rule definitely applies here. If she looks younger than 22, I look elsewhere.
September 1st, 2009 at 15h59
I’ve always said “eight”, but then again you were much more precocious than I. So I’m bidding you up to 23.
September 1st, 2009 at 16h26
Also, working backwards, I’m fair game for 44- to 46-year-olds. So Irène and Famke, my phone number is +1.773.336.2433.
September 1st, 2009 at 16h27
Irène and Famke
I almost just corrected that to or for grammatical reasons, then I realized and was actually better.
September 2nd, 2009 at 09h48
Wikipedia: This designation [jailbait] connotes enticement to endanger oneself of being prosecuted for statutory rape. This term is commonly only used for teenage girls who “flaunt their looks”.
Which, for the record, she doesn’t, so my wording was not only offensive and crass but (according to Wikipedia’s definition) inaccurate. Yuckier and yuckier.
September 2nd, 2009 at 09h24
I’ve always said “eight”, but then again you were much more precocious than I.
Or you’re slightly more conservative than Google.
September 2nd, 2009 at 09h40
Or you’re slightly more conservative than Google.
Well, yeah. Everything Google’s ever seen it’s crawled over. Even you are not that daring.
September 2nd, 2009 at 09h51
Everything Google’s ever seen it’s crawled over.
And recorded it, no less. You’d have to get quite a few drinks in me before I’d go that far.
September 2nd, 2009 at 09h53
You’d have to get quite a few drinks in me before I’d go that far.
OK, then, consider the gauntlet thrown.