I forgot to lock Sebastian (cat) in the bathroom last night, and he woke me at 04h00 again. He stood next to me and raowed at maximum volume until I got up.
To clarify, he did not wake me in order to be let out: he is an indoor cat and never goes out. He did not wake me because he was in need of food: he has food, even has it the piling-above-the-walls-of-his-food-bowl-and-onto-the-floor way he demands before he will eat. He woke me for company while he ate breakfast.
It is not sufficient to wake him and escort him into the bathroom, turn on the light, pet him, and go back to sleep. Lord help me I’ve tried. No: that will result in another round of raowing. He needs me to sit on the toilet lid for the entirety of his meal. I am not sure this says more about his psyche or mine, but whichever (could be both) of is is deviant, I am, undeniably, a less social being than is my cat.

No more flames yet. But the day is young.
















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