Angels, I’d like your share of my rest

You know what’s great?  25 year old Highland Park Single Malt Scotch.

You know what I haven’t had in a trillion years?  25 year old Highland Park Single Malt Scotch.

Do you know why Highland Park 25 is so expensive?  Lots and lots (and lots) of the spirit evaporates from the casks, leaving less ethanol (== money) in the cask.  This, in a fanciful turn of phrase, is called “The Angels’ Share”.

Do you know what I want those angels to do for me?  Sing me to my rest.

Do you know why?  Six mm disc herniation at L5/S1 and impossible-to-fill prescriptions.

See you on the flipside…