I shit and I stink. I’m real: join the club.
Niall was asked about cabbages, and what they were. Niall responded: “They are green vegetables that my Daddy likes to make jokes about.”
And I do. It’s after Hofstadter: “This sentence contains cabbage six words”, from, I think, Metamagical Themas. In college, where bizarre sentences abound, I would say, “Wow, that’s random.” “Cabbage” became a superlative: “Wow, that’s cabbage-random.”
So I joke about cruciferous vegetables. But I don’t, like, eat them as my sole dietary staple. So where the fuck does this sulfur come from?
I was warned before I got a trailer that “my toilet would stink”. But not until the temperature topped 90° (Centigrade, seemingly) and I left a septic tank to ferment, did I really understand that comment. Unholy shit. What the hell? Where is all this sulfur coming from? I am trying to think of how to snip-and-bind this sulfur, but I’m really lousy at stoichiometry, and there are probably “Enzyme tablets” or “Chemical toilet additives” or some such that a Google search will easily turn up. But I wanted to post first, because Vedder was right. Wanna join the club?
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July 21st, 2009 at 04h26
I sealed the bathroom door so I could get to sleep at 23h00. Then at 04h44, Sebastian (cat) woke me to let him into the bathroom.
I’m pretty sure there’s a miscalculation here somewhere, but I haven’t found it yet.