ABSO-Fucking-lutely rt @tmaufer

Woman too loud during sex: will show up in the dock.  Exercise for reader: If the headboard banged against the wall 1984 times, would she have been let off (ha)?!

(Alternate joke: “We said ‘The privacy of your own bedroom, nitwit!!’”)

(Alternate bizarro fact: the word ‘sex‘ gets mcgees.org banned at U.S. K-Mart internet kiosks.  So as long as I’m banned anyway, “Eat shit and die, you motherfucking corporate cunts!”  Or something.)

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