It should be clear to readers that I have no objection to casting beautiful women in roles. But this screenshot from Dexter:

There is not one British woman in the world, addicted to heroin, with teeth this nice. They don’t, you know, cancel each other out or anything.
















Oh, she’s not a recovering heroin addict. She’s a recovering meth addict. Maybe it’s methyl fluoride. Ha! HA!
(Excuse me, I need to go etch some films.)
Oh, no, she’s actually…
Never mind. Just go watch the show. It’s a good one.