There are apparently an infinite number of law firms that pay for placement, through Google, on pages that contain a particularly unpleasant d-word, even once. I’ve gone through and rot13ed every mention, so if you see “qvibepr” everywhere, that’s why.
If none of this made sense to you, just imagine that it’s really deep and beyond comprehension. Or imagine that it’s utterly trivial and not worth your time. Whichever makes me not have to go through explaining it.
















particularly unpleasant d-word
One of these, perhaps?