I CAN’T REEEAD!
From my chair this afternoon, I heard Sebastian incessantly licking something plastic-sounding. After quickly running through a list of plastic-sounding things that could kill him, I decided this is one of those things I was better off not knowing, and went back to work.
I just went to go make some lemonade, picked up my 1 lb. bag of generic sucralose, and found it covered in, seriously, like a two-millimeter-thick sludge of greyish bodily fluid. Three guesses.
So: Splenda transferred to new bag, hidden from cat, and mental note added: check on weird licking sounds.
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April 21st, 2008 at 20h27
It could have been so much worse. He could have noticed that it has the texture of sand.
April 22nd, 2008 at 08h01
Oh my. Petra’s right.
Ugh.