Ants
N: Were you spraying ants?
J: Yes.
N: Why were there ants in the house?
J: Because it rained.
N: Why are there ants in the house when it rains?
J: Do you like our roof?
N: Yes.
J: So do the ants.
N: Why?
J: Because a raindrop is very big for an ant.
N: Why?
J: Are ants big?
N: Yes.
J: They’re big?
N: Yes.
J: Really?
N: Well — some ants, like Mommy and Daddy ants, are big.
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