Blech, when unexpected

Bracing yourself for a sip of cheap, over-oaked Chardonnay and getting a mouthful of even cheaper Sauvignon Blanc is a hideously blech-inducing experience.  With the sting of acid and lack of vanillins, your brain goes, “Bad!  This wine has gone BAD!”

Why am I drinking crappy S. Blanc?  Because it’s open on the table, and I needed a sip of something to take my medicine.

Why am I using wine to swallow my medicine?  Good frakking question.

By the way, whoever thought of crossing “crisp” (watch for that one, it’s a euphemism), wild, and grassy Sauvignon Blanc with thin, testy, weedy Cabernet Franc was out of his head, but ended up with noble, thick-skinned, tannic Cabernet Sauvignon for his trouble.  Go figure.

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