Good grief, is anyone else following this thread? I realize the extended family of the murderer may be in a bad mood these days, but no one understands a thought experiment. These are the same people who attend PETA marches to fight for the rights of Schrödinger’s cat.
















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“IF YOU’D JUST OPEN THE BOX HE SHOULD MIGHT POSSIBLY LIVE!”
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“I DON’T CARE IF HE’S A REAL CAT. PRETEND CATS FEEL THINGS TOO!”
Yeah, well, see how well you take it when people start cracking wise about your child’s name after he commits double-homicide. Why did you name that kid Judas Von Evil McMurder, anyway?
It looks like I am, in fact, the first Google match for “Joshua Cain Outlaw”. Which is maybe unfortunate, but it should be acknowledged that the next umpteen are news sources reporting on the murder-suicide.
Poor kitty.