Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007): 3 stars

5 stars for better special effects than I expected, with
-1 stars for acting, and
-1 star for Jessica Alba’s acting, and
-1 star for Jessica Alba’s makeup, and
-1 because it deserves another knock, but with
+2 stars for being a comic book movie appropriate for kids

Recommendation: Ignore it