Sunless Delight

Jenn was visiting family yesterday.  I always sleep a bit strangely in her absence.  A bit strangely.

Last night, I retired at midnight and set my alarm for 7 a.m.  Now, post-Chiari, I can actually sleep when I want!  This time, though, I awoke at 5.  I was naked, on top of all the sheets and blankets, perpendicular to the bed, with my legs hanging off one side.  I was having a bizarre dream that involved lying on something smooth, hard, cool, and undulating while drinking a one liter screwdriver made of Absolut® Vodka and Sunny Delight®.  It also involved a shovel or something.

This (the undulating screwdriver thing) is not something I would normally do, partially because I no longer drink alcohol, and partially because it’s just plain weird.  In any case, Jenn will be home tonight, and would severely punish any attempt to “go perpendicular on [the bed's] ass”.  How welcome.