Meta-limericks
Three meta-limericks:
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A decrepit old gas-man named Peter, While searching about for the meter, Lit the gas with his light And arose out of sight And as any reasonably educated reader will immediately be able to discern, this also destroyed the meter.
Via David Johannsen
There once was a girl from Japan Whose limericks never would scan When asked why this was She responded, "Because I always try to fit as many words into the final line as I possibly can!"
Via Dan Dennett
There once was a woman named Tuck Who had the most terrible luck She went out in a punt And fell over the front And was bit on the leg by a duck!
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