Seagal
I’m not sure if Steven Seagal ever bothered to jump the shark or whether he was just born with a school between him and the mainstream public, but he’s still jumping something. As his physical fitness declines and he relies more and more on slow-motion to hide his slow reactions, he’s portraying ever more benign characters forced into violence by ever more tragic circumstances. I mean, it used to be sufficient for him to be an EPA agent forced to punch and kick by ruthless big-business profiteers. Then, it escalated. He had to be a Buddhist recluse forced to punch and kick when his daughter is kidnapped. I don’t know where he can really go from here. I mean, what, maybe a guy who nurses sick birds back to health at a wildlife refuge forced to punch and kick by a gang of thugs selling little orphan girls as sex slaves? I mean, maybe I could write that up this weekend and sell it. “Birdman rescues vestal orphans.” It could fly.
(Hold on, gotta take this. Hi. Yeah. No, I hadn’t heard. Really? Really? Oh. OK then.)
Hi, I’m back. Umm … seems he’s got that one covered. Anyone else with a spec script? I’m out of ideas.
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June 9th, 2006 at 00h56
This web post let a Google searcher (IP address 222.45.96.89, which maps back to the China Railway Telecom Center in Beijing) find my site by searching for “little*girl*sex” [sic] [and sick]. Turns out they have email contact info in their whois entry… Yeah, I did.
So if a Google search lands you on this page looking for similar stuff, get lost, and hope I’m not paying attention to my logs that day.
June 9th, 2006 at 12h35
Yikes.