So Many Bunnies at the Scotch Whisky Distillery
I’m thinking of writing a book called So Many Bunnies at the Scotch Whisky Distillery. I’ve got the beginning worked out:
1 was named Ashton. He slept in the mash tun.
2 was named Beryl. She slept in a barrel.
3 was named Carol. She slept in a barrel.
4 was named Darryl. He slept in a barrel.
5 was named Errol. He slept in a barrel.
There are a lot of barrels, you see.
OK, that’s a point-oh-one percenter. The intersection of the set of scotch aficionados and the set of parents of infants.
We could go on. 16 could be Pete, who slept in the peat. 19 could be Sherry, whose butt slept in the sherry butt. And we could rewrite 4 to be “Daniel, who slept in the hogshead.”
OK, that’s a 1 x 10-7 percenter. I’ll stop now.
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