Archive for 2003

Guide to Seafood

Fri, 23 May 2003 18:47:33 +0000

The National Audobon Society has a Guide to Seafood to educate consumers about the impact of various fishing operations.  Fish are conveniently rated into “red”, “yellow”, and “green” categories, and information is further broken down by population status, management status, and bycatch and habitat concerns.  Not surprisingly, shark, swordfish, and orange roughy top the list.  As I mentioned on my veganism blog, orange roughy can reach 150 years and do not reach sexual maturity until age 30, leading to a rapid depletion of the species.  Shark and swordfish populations are also being severely depleted.  Shrimp, surprisingly to me, entail the highest bycatch (incidental catch of non-target species) of any seafood.  On average, for every pound of shrimp retrieved, seven pounds of other sea animals were accidentally killed and were then shoveled overboard.  Groupers are subject to the same low growth rates as orange roughy, and even if measures are in place to “toss back” juveniles caught, they frequently die anyway due to pressure changes when they are pulled up from their deep water habitat.  Anyone following the saga of British cod fisheries knows that Atlantic groundfishes (including cod, haddock, and monkfish) are in critical danger.  Chilean seabass have almost disappeared and suffer from rampant illegal fishing.

Some species are in slightly less dire straits but are still poorly managed, in decreasing supply, or entail significant habitat disruption: salmon, tuna, red snapper, Pacific red snapper, and lobsters fall into this category.  Species that are generally safe to eat are halibuts, mahi mahi, mackerels, squid (calamari), farmed tilapia (also known as Nile perch), crabs (other than Alaska king crabs) and striped bass.

The society provides a whole website dealing with this topic, including “seafood cards” that can be printed and kept in one’s wallet or purse to help one remember which are safe species, and a FAQ list that will help you with advocacy in your local restaurants and grocery stores.

If you eat seafood, please take a moment to commit this information to memory or download one of the memory aids.  As the Audubon society says, “Your choices can help make our oceans healthy again.”

Working Assets Long Distance

Wed, 21 May 2003 14:48:37 +0000

Let me introduce you to the easiest thing you have ever done to help fund progressive causes: Working Assets Long Distance.  Let Working Assets be your long distance carrier, and they will donate 1% of top-line revenue to carefully selected nonprofits.  Fifty are being funded in 2003, including Doctors Without Borders, Adbusters, Rainforest Action Network, the ACLU, and Planned Parenthood.  Since 1985 they have donated over $30 million, including $6 million in 2001 alone.  The bills are printed on recycled paper, and every month for the first year you get a certificate for a free pint of Ben and Jerry’s (Vegans can give theirs to a non-vegan friend: Ben and Jerry’s used to sell eleven sorbets and six ices, but all have been dropped from their lineup.)  Combine that with charges of 7 cents per minute (with a $3.95 monthly fee), 180 free minutes, and a reimbursed carrier switch fee, and you cannot go wrong: that’s actually less than I paid with AT&T.  If you support progressive causes, I cannot think of a reason not not to take two minutes and switch your service.  You can do it all online.  Here’s the link again.

Site outages

Tue, 20 May 2003 00:02:30 +0000

Sorry that mcgees.org has been so slow of late.  Trust me, it’s frustrating to me as well.  I spent an hour and a half on the phone with the charming Charity at Linkline Communications to determine why my DSL connection is slower than a 28.8 modem.  She got in touch with the line provider who said that they traced it back to a short inside the house (how they could possibly know that remotely is beyond me) so it would cost money to get someone out to fix it.  I thought I would give it a couple of days to see if it “gets better on its own”, but that’s looking less and less likely.  In the mean time, it takes seven seconds for pings to bounce back from Yahoo! servers.

Oh, and sorry that mcgees.org, and all the websites it pulls down with it, were unreachable part of Sunday and Monday.  That was unrelated, this time due to a power outage, followed by my forgetting to turn the server back on afterwards.  Everything should be back up — if slow — now.

I should have trusted Skeptical Inquirer

Mon, 19 May 2003 10:26:36 +0000

I have been having bad back and neck pain recently.  It has interfered with work and sleep, restricted my range of motion, and left me very uncomfortable.  It feels like certain joints need to have pressure relieved (i.e., it feels like my back and neck need to ‘pop’.)  Unfortunately I could not trigger this on my own.

One day last week it got very bad, and out of desperation I decided to call a chiropractor, something I had never done before.  I first called my insurance company (I have the Aetna EPO plan) and asked if chiropractic care was covered.  “Yes,” they responded, “with a $40 copay.”  That struck me as rather steep, but hey, I was hurting.  I asked how to go about seeing a chiropractor, and was told to choose a name from an online list of in-network providers, and was told that eligibility was based on “medical necessity.”  I asked how necessity was determined, and was told that it was based on the report of the chiropractor.

I chose Jean M. Duffy from their list (I’ll also write “Jean Duffy” here in case someone is using a search engine looking for her) and made an appointment for later that day.  I had, in short, probably the worst clinical visit in my entire life.  The receptionist was unprofessional, the office was severely over-heated, Duffy insisted on teasing me about word choices even though I was in obvious pain.  She struck me as unintelligent and unresponsive.  She was fairly dismissive when I voiced concern about the use of high-velocity popping, which is widely regarded as unnecessary and quite dangerous.  I got a challenge to “define that precisely” for her, then was told in a doctor-knows-best tone that she did “what she decided was necessary”.  At the end of a long questioning process she performed some perfunctory stretching of my neck and back, proceeded to perform exactly two manual manipulations (one in my neck and one in my mid-back), and told me I was done.  When I expressed surprise at this (not the least of which because I was still in pain) I was given a lecture about chiropractic not being a “pill” that “fixes something immediately”.  Sorry, Jean, but the prospect of immediate relief is the only thing that took me to a chiropractor in the first place.  If I wanted slow-but-sure recovery I’d do physical therapy, something with which I had great success a year ago after an injury.  She then iced my back and neck for under five minutes, a quarter of the time that I was iced at physical therapy.

I was asked to make a follow-up appointment two days hence.  I was hesitant to do so because I was unsure I would be coming back, so I asked if I could call tomorrow and make a follow-up appointment.  “No,” Jean said, “It would be better for you to make an appointment and cancel it if you need to.”  (“Sure,” I thought, “that way you could charge me for the missed visit if the notification period is less than 24 hours.”)  I went up to the receptionist without Jean.  She asked me to make an appointment and I repeated my desire to call tomorrow to re-schedule.  The receptionist agreed and I left.

My neck was still in pain and still had limited range of motion.  When I got out to my car I simply turned my neck to the right and it ‘popped’ again, and instantly felt better.  A simple turn of the neck, not a forced turn, and yet Jean did not perform this.  I suppose it’s possible that her work on my neck allowed the later pop, and that that pop could not have occurred otherwise, but I’m skeptical.  I was annoyed leaving the office, and thought to myself that the only thing left would be to find out she was a crook as well, that she’d find a way to charge me more money than she had said.

The next day she called me and told me that she had contacted my insurance company and they refused to pay, saying I needed a referral for chiropractic care, the exact opposite of what I had been told on the phone.

“All I can say is I hope you got someone’s name,” she said.  “We’ll just have to send you a bill.”  I asked how much.  “$50,” she said.  “Just $10 more than your copay.”

I’ll just pay it.  It’s not worth fighting for $10.  And it may be true.  But I won’t be surprised if I find that Aetna has also paid that $10 after all.

I had never gone to a chiropractor before for a couple of reasons.  One, the theoretical basis of their medicine is absurd and discounted by the traditional medical community.  Two, after my father injured his neck some ten years ago he considered going to a chiropractor but went to a specialist and got an x-ray instead.  He was told by the specialist that with his condition, had he gone to a chiropractor he would have ended up a quadriplegic.  So why did I go?  Good question.  All I can claim in my defense was extreme pain, and the anecdotal evidence of friends who have received immediate relief from chiropractic care.  But one is again reminded, in this story, that even pain is no excuse to abandon reason and logic.

Devotees of chiropractic will rightly point out that this is one sample point, one practitioner, and should not be used to make a judgment on the whole discipline.  But next time, if I ever go to a chiropractor again, I will do so strictly based on a referral from a friend.  But will I go again at all?  Probably not.

The past becomes the future once again

Thu, 15 May 2003 17:12:44 +0000

They tell us there are only two sides to be on

If you are on our side you’re right if not you’re wrong

But are we innocent, paragons of good?

Is our guilt erased by the pain that we’ve endured?

Hey look it’s time to pledge allegiance

Oh god I love my dirty Uncle Sam

Our country’s marching to the beat now

And we must learn to step in time

Where is the questioning where is the protest song?

Since when is skepticism un-American?

Dissent’s not treason but they talk like it’s the same

Those who disagree are afraid to show their face

Let’s break out our old machines now

It sure is good to see them run again

Oh gentlemen start your engines

And we know where we get the oil from

Are you feeling alright now

Paint myself all red white blue

Are you singing let’s fight now

Innocent people die, uh oh

There are reasons to unite

Is this why we unite?

If you hate this time

Remember we are the time!

Show you love your country go out and spend some cash

Red white blue hot pants doing it for Uncle Sam

Flex our muscles show them we’re stronger than the rest

Raise your hands up baby are you sure that we’re the best?

We’ll come out with our fists raised

The good old boys are back on top again

And if we let them lead us blindly

The past becomes the future once again

                    – Sleater-Kinney, Combat Rock, from the album One Beat

The computer failed, so George fixed it

Mon, 12 May 2003 12:55:48 +0000

From I, Cringely: The Pulpit:

Finally, I am sorry to report this week the death of George Morrow, one of the early pioneers of personal computing.  Morrow started two computer companies of his own — Morrow’s Microstuff and Thinkertoys (later called Morrow Designs after the lawyers for TinkerToys objected) — and his computer designs were also built by Osborne Computing and Zenith Data Systems.  George was audited by the IRS, and the agent used a Z-171 computer that George designed.  The computer failed halfway through the audit, so George fixed it.

Cygneous

Sat, 10 May 2003 15:49:39 +0000

The granite bird on my front lawn

Which I see every morning at dawn

   May appear to be igneous

   But should rather be “cygneous”,

Because it resembles a swan

Sorry, I just learned that word and had to work it into a limerick.  :-p

PC, and Polysyndeton

Thu, 08 May 2003 21:56:08 +0000

The Tuesday, 29 April 2003 edition of Terry Gross’s peerless Fresh Air is very much worth listening to.  Diane Ravitch discusses her new book Language Police: How Pressure Groups Restrict What Students Learn (the next book I plan to read), and linguist Geoff Nunberg discusses, in a captivating under-six-minutes essay, the stylistic differences between left-wing and right-wing authors (you’ll also learn the word polysyndeton, unless you are far too educated and know it already.)

Fictionwise pointers

Thu, 08 May 2003 16:28:55 +0000

Fictionwise eBooks, as discussed on my Best of the Web page, is a vast bookstore of electronic texts.  Creation by Jeffrey Ford is a great story, a Hugo nominee, and free for a limited time.  Demons and Dragons by Jim Razzi is $0.42 and really, really bad.

NCADP revamp

Wed, 07 May 2003 13:55:12 +0000

The National Coalition to Abolish the Death Penalty has revamped its email newsletter.  It is now presented in a colorful if somewhat garish graphical format, contains news on death penalty legislation and moratoria, is populated with numerous hyperlinks, and, as always, provides upcoming execution alerts.  An exciting new function is the ability to link directly to a form that will send a letter of protest to the appropriate persons; the message is not all boilerplate text, but rather is specifically tailored to each execution and you can, of course, modify the text of the message as you see fit.  Click here to sign up: if you enter your state and ZIP code, you will also receive information on local news and activities.

Life and Death of Albert

Mon, 05 May 2003 15:38:16 +0000

The Life and Death of Albert.  Via Vegan Blog: The (Eco) Logical Weblog.

Maté

Mon, 05 May 2003 15:15:07 +0000

Last week I stopped at the Whole Foods Market in Canoga Park on my way to work.  In the store were company reps from the Guayakí company giving samples of a beverage called Yerba Maté.  I had never heard of this before.  It turns out that it is the leaf of a rainforest tree native to South America.  Everything about maté and Guayakí is fascinating.  Maté is psychoactive as hell.  It is high in methylxanthines caffeine, theobromine, and theophylline, all of which are diuretic bronchodilatory stimulants.  But there must be all sorts of other active compounds as well: it is calming, focusing, and slightly euphoric, but probably not enough to have it made illegal.  It is an appetite suppressant and allegedly a minor analgesic.

Of course, once you find something new you start seeing it everywhere.  I found a discussion on Metafilter from February that I must have read at the time.  And it showed up in the book I am currently reading, Becoming Vegan, as being associated with esophageal cancer.  This is obviously not desirable.  I did some more searching online, and it turns out that the carcinogenic property might be due to its traditionally being drunk very, very hot.  Apparently you see the same results with tea and coffee.  And apparently consumption of vegetables, fresh fruits, black pepper, and turmeric are shown to have some protective effects against this type of cancer (also cheese, for the non-vegans.)

After a few hours, at least for me, the calming and euphoric effects wear off and you are left with a major case of the jitters.  That’s not desirable either.  I can’t get my leg to stop shaking right now, for instance, and my breathing is stuttered and broken.  The jitters might cause one to take more maté in order to get the calming effects back, but this sounds like a feedback loop to me.  I’ve read multiple pages that claim that maté is non-addictive, but this strikes me as absurd, as caffeine can form dependencies and maté is loaded with caffeine.  I mean, no one is going to knock over a liquor store to support a caffeine habit, but there are certainly withdrawal and tolerance effects.  Additionally, as Marion Howard writes, “caffeine perpetuates its own use by curing its own side effects, much like alcohol.”  Maté may be doubly self-perpetuating, if ingesting more maté causes the jitters to subside (I’m not going to experiment with this today.)

But it’s delicious (some say it tastes like “wet hay”, which I think is unfair), and great with soy milk and sucanat as a vegan “maté latté”.  And Guayakí have a great website; they also drip with every progressive cause you could possibly imagine: sustainability, fair trade, recycling, reforestation.  They are so cause-obsessed that they almost seem a self-parody.  But check them out: you might find the trip interesting.

Veganism blog

Fri, 25 Apr 2003 14:15:21 +0000

I’ve started a new side blog dealing with my switch to veganism.

What would Jesus drive?

Mon, 14 Apr 2003 17:45:04 +0000

I received a request for attribution from the author of the original “What Would Jesus Drive?” article that I discussed in August 2001.  Follow that link to check it out.

Red Dragon runtime

Wed, 09 Apr 2003 23:19:54 +0000

I just watched Red Dragon.  Really liked it.  If you haven’t seen it, I’d highly recommend it.  I am such a fan of Silence, but I was extremely disappointed by Hannibal.  I really wanted to like this movie, and fortunately it came through.  Great film.

About thirty minutes into it, I told Jennifer that I was really enjoying it, and I didn’t want it to end.  “I hope it goes over two hours,” I said.

“Two hours?” she asked incredulously.

“Well, yeah, that’s not all that long.  If it goes for 132 minutes, it’s gone more than two hours,” I said, referencing the runtimes listed on the NetFlix sleeves we get.

“Oh, I guess so,” she said.

So near the end of the movie I was watching the clock.  There is the main end of the movie, then the “afterword” of sorts that ties it into Silence.  Then a sudden cut to black, and roll credits.  The cut to black?  At 1:59:59.

Floppy Enterprise

Thu, 03 Apr 2003 16:03:50 +0000

If you are bored, you can make a model Starship Enterprise out of an old floppy disk.

Custom Magic cards

Wed, 26 Mar 2003 20:08:49 +0000

In 1996, around the time that the Magic: The Gathering expansion set Mirage came out, I sat down and designed some of my own Magic cards.  I had been doing this on and off for a couple of years by that point; in fact, I had written a computer program called SetMaker (née MagiCard) to help manage custom expansion sets, print proxies of these cards, and so forth.  Today I found the old notebook from 1996.  I took the cards, re-phrased them in the rules style used today, and entered them into the great program Magic Suitcase, which (among many other features) will produce graphical proxies of Magic cards.  If you play Magic, please take a look and let me know what you think at  the QuickTopic page.  If they suck, I can always fall back to saying that I came up with them six and a half years ago.  (Note: Modified under good advice 24 Feb 2004.)


Crystalline Moth

{1}{G}{G}

Creature — Moth

Flying

{T}: Tap target flying creature

{G}: Regenerate

0/1

Escape Artist

{2}{U}{U}

Creature — Wizard

{T}: Return Escape Artist to owner’s hand.

{T}: Escape Artist phases out.

{T}: Place Escape Artist on top of owner’s library.

If Escape Artist would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Escape Artist and shuffle it into its owner’s library instead.

1/2

Hill Wurm

{1}{G}{G}{R}{R}

Creature — Wurm

Upkeep: Sacrifice a mountain or forest or bury Hill Wurm.

Mountainhome, Foresthome, Mountainwalk, Forestwalk.  If Hill Wurm attacks and is not blocked, bury target mountain and target forest opponent controls.

6/8

Hollow Tree

{1}{G}{G}

Enchantment

{1}{G}{G}: Target Creature you control phases out.

“Gellrog dodged the well-aimed arrows just in time, securing himself within the trunk of a great oak.”

0/3

Llanowar Mystic

{1}{G}{G}

Creature — Elf

Whenever a creature you control is tapped for mana, it produces one additional mana of any color it could normally produce.

1/1

Perimeter Defense

{1}{W}{U}

Enchantment

Whenever a creature controlled by an opponent uses an activated ability requiring it to tap, tap another target untapped creature that opponent controls.

Precipitate Orangutan

{2}{B}{G}

Creature — Ape

Trample, Rampage 4.

If more than two creatures are assigned to block Precipitate Orangutan, sacrifice Precipitate Orangutan.

3/3

Prismic Vale

Land

{T}: Add 1 to your mana pool.

{5}, {T}: Add {B}{G}{R}{U}{W} to your mana pool.

(Note added 9 April 2003: A friend informed me that Wizards of the Coast published this exact card as Crystal Quarry in Odyssey.  To my knowledge, this is the second time I have designed a card that was later independently designed and released.  The first was the Antiquities card Wall of Spears.  In that case, everything was the same: card name, casting cost, power & toughness, and abilities.)

Scintillate

{0}

Instant

Target spell or permanent becomes white, blue, black, red, and green.  (This effect doesn’t end at end of turn.)  Scintillate is white, blue, black, red, and green.

Sharkhawk

{3}{W}{U}

Creature — Bird Shark

Flying

{W}{U}{U}: Sharkhawk loses flying until end of turn and gains +2/+2 and islandwalk until end of turn.

“The legend of a ferocious raptor that feeds on whales exists to this day.”

3/4

Spectral Form

{U}{U}

Enchant Creature

Target creature gains phasing and “T: Target creature and Spectral Form phase out.”

Blog is back

Tue, 25 Mar 2003 14:55:27 +0000

Woohoo!  My RedHat Linux course instructor (the aptly named George Hacker) just fixed my server problem that has kept blog updates from working since I upgraded to RedHat 8.0.  It took him less than a minute.  The blog is back!

Cool time

Mon, 03 Mar 2003 03:03:27 +0000

03:03:03 03/03/03

Fleischer incompetance

Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:50:14 +0000

From the White House press briefing:

Q Ari, many estimates we’ve seen on the war’s cost in tens of billions, up over $100 billion.  Can you explain the wisdom of continuing to pursue hundreds of billions in tax cuts when you have this large potential liability out there that could increase the budget deficit?  And didn’t Lyndon Johnson get in trouble for the same sort of thinking during Vietnam, in wanting to maintain his fiscal program while funding the Vietnam War?

MR. FLEISCHER: Whether or not the President decides to authorize the use of force, it is vital for out country that the economy grow.  And the President believes one of the best ways to help the economy grow is to provide the tax relief that can give a boost to the economy and create jobs for the American people.  Whether or not the President authorizes the use of force, the American people deserve to have jobs.  And whether or not the President authorizes a use of force, it still is important to get prescription drugs to our nation’s seniors and to strengthen the Medicare program.

I’m certain you would not suggest that if we go to war, seniors somehow don’t deserve prescription drugs.  There are still a series of initiatives that are important, and the fundamental focus of the President will be on growth policies can help people get jobs and get the economy growing stronger.

Pardon my language, but WHAT THE FUCK?  The reporter asks about tax cuts, and Ari accuses him of saying that seniors don’t deserve prescription drugs?  People call Fleischer a master of spin, but this is just clunky.  Can anyone possibly fall for this?  More to the point, realize that this is apparently the best the administration can do, the best rationale they can come up with to justify their policies: ignore the question, and make it into an accusation of bigotry.

Metafilter politics

Thu, 27 Feb 2003 21:53:39 +0000

Damn, damn, damn.  For the past year or so I’ve been priding myself on reading Metafilter as a source of balanced, reasoned political discussion.  Then this thread came up, discussing the Political Compass that mcgees.org discussed last June.  If you remember, here was my score:

Economic Left/Right: -3.88
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -7.85

   

 

 

   

 

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Right
Libertarian

People posted their scores in the discussion, and someone bothered to chart the distribution of scores:

Everyone’s like me!  I’m about two and a half squares due south of average (the blue square)!  Damn, damn, damn.  The other day I was quoting two things from the board to David (my brother).  “Damn, you guys are a bunch of arrogant assholes,” he said.  Au contraire!  A bunch of arrogant, Left-Libertarian assholes.

I also learned a great new word from the discussion, enthymeme, that I probably should have known already.

Java snowflakes

Thu, 27 Feb 2003 20:47:51 +0000

Do you remember making paper snowflakes when you were a child?  Now you can do so with a Java applet.

Iraqi Explorer

Wed, 26 Feb 2003 17:14:03 +0000

Iraqi Explorer: These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

n Guilty Men

Wed, 26 Feb 2003 15:23:50 +0000

“Better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer,” says English jurist William Blackstone.  The ratio 10:1 has become known as the “Blackstone ratio.”  Lawyers “are indoctrinated” with it “early in law school.”  “Schoolboys are taught” it.  In the fantasies of legal academics, jurors think about Blackstone routinely.

The essay “n Guilty Men“, published in the University of Pennsylvania Law Review, is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read.  Rarely have I seen a better executed example of bone-dry humor.

Melancholy Elephants

Wed, 15 Jan 2003 19:35:01 +0000

Spider Robinson’s Hugo-winning science fiction story “Melancholy Elephants” can (rather ironically) be found online.  It’s quite good.

Privacy infringement

Thu, 02 Jan 2003 17:40:58 +0000

A female police officer in Portland, Oregon was suspected of drug use, so the Portland police went through her garbage set out for pickup.  They found a bloody tampon, sent it to a lab for drug analysis, and upon result of the tests issued an indictment.  Privacy groups are going nuts, but the police chief, mayor, and D.A. of Portland each support the notion that once garbage is at the street it is no longer private.

Accordingly, the newspaper Williamette Week raided the garbage of the police chief, mayor, and D.A., finding personal notes and photographs, financial details, and many other private details of their lives.  Needless to say, they were less than thrilled when the tables were turned.  The mayor “went ballistic”.  Check out the link: it’s a fascinating article.