UPS complaints, retracted

It looks like I should take back some of the nasty things I wrote about UPS.  Here is the tracking info for the wayward package as of today:














Status: Delivered
Delivered on: Dec 23, 2000  11:02 A.M.
Signed by: [...]
Location: [...]
Delivered to: US
Shipped or Billed on: Dec 20, 2000
   
Tracking Number: [...]
Service Type: 2ND DAY AIR
Weight: 1.00 Lb




















PACKAGE  PROGRESS
Date Time Location Activity
Dec 23, 2000 11:02 A.M. WESTLAKE, CA, US DELIVERY
   3:29 A.M. ONTARIO HUB, CA, US DEPARTURE SCAN
  12:36 A.M. ONTARIO HUB, CA, US LOCATION SCAN
Dec 22, 2000 5:57 P.M. ONTARIO HUB, CA, US LOCATION SCAN
   6:38 A.M. VAN NUYS, CA, US ROUTED INCORRECTLY AT UPS FACILITY;PKG HAS BEEN REROUTED TO DESTINATION
   6:38 A.M. VAN NUYS, CA, US LOCATION SCAN
Dec 21, 2000 6:03 P.M. ONTARIO HUB, CA, US UNLOAD SCAN
  4:35 P.M. ONTARIO INTL, CA, US ARRIVAL SCAN
  3:18 P.M. DES MOINES, IA, US DEPARTURE SCAN
   9:24 A.M. DES MOINES, IA, US LOCATION SCAN
Dec 20, 2000 1:20 P.M. US PICKUP MANIFEST RECEIVED

The package arrived!  They were cool enough to upgrade the package for free, without my asking for it.  So, without sarcasm: thank you for fixing your error quickly and effectively.  That is a hallmark of good service.

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UPS complaints, continued

Well … thanks again, UPS.  Griping about UPS is becoming quite boring; at a certain point someone could justifiably ask me, “Well, what did you expect from them?  Service?”

But I won’t let this die quite yet.  UPS gets away with actions that would put most companies out of business, it seems to me.  My track record with them is abysmal: I would not be exaggerating if I said that 80% of UPS-delivered packages to me have been screwed up in one way or another.  Damage, delays, delivery people not bothering to knock on the door, delivery people literally throwing packages onto the doorstep….  This is absurd.  And it makes me more frustrated because I just keep putting up with it.

As you have probably guessed, the Christmas gift did not show up today.  I called their customer service number to pressure them into providing free Saturday delivery for me (I have been successful at this in the past.)  Not that I got a chance to this time: I reached a recording that said, and I quote,

“Thank you for calling UPS.  Due to extreme call volume, we cannot take your call at this time.”

There is not even a semblance of customer service here.  I’m at a loss as to what to do about this.  My best idea so far is this: any time an online store will only ship via UPS, I will avoid placing an order with them, and send the owners an email informing them that they just lost a sale due to their UPS shipping policy.

And that’s my rant for tonight.

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TV Alert

Television alert: It looks like Outdoor Life Network is running “a full day of skiing and snowboarding” on Christmas Day from 8AM to 8PM.  The highlight:

“The day culminates with OLN Special Premieres: First, at 6pm ET, back-to-back brand-new episodes of Skier’s World from Heavenly Resort in Lake Tahoe and the slopes in Banff, Alberta. Then, catch No Boundaries — Snow, featuring a man who wants to be the first to snowboard Mount Everest, even if the odds are not in his favor.”

This sounds impressive.  Even better, there is no way it will be a live broadcast, so we can probably be guaranteed that we won’t watch him plummet to his death (OLN isn’t FOX, after all.1) I’ll be setting my VCR.

[1] The FOX link I provided bypasses their Shockwave splash screen; I had to go to Google to find a way past the blank page that shows up without Shockwave installed.

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UPS complaints

Unfortunately, this is fairly typical of my experiences with UPS:




































Status:   Exception
Scheduled Delivery:   Dec 22, 2000
Shipped to:   THOUSAND OAKS, CA, US
Shipped or Billed on:   Dec 20, 2000
     
Tracking Number:   [...]
Service Type:   2ND DAY AIR
Weight:   1.00 Lb








































































PACKAGE PROGRESS
Date   Time   Location   Activity
Dec 22, 2000   6:38 A.M.   VAN NUYS, CA, US   ROUTED INCORRECTLY AT UPS FACILITY;PKG HAS BEEN
REROUTED TO DESTINATION
Dec 21, 2000   6:03 P.M.   ONTARIO HUB, CA, US   UNLOAD SCAN
    4:35 P.M.   ONTARIO INTL, CA, US   ARRIVAL SCAN
    3:18 P.M.   DES MOINES, IA, US   DEPARTURE SCAN
    9:24 A.M.   DES MOINES, IA, US   ORIGIN SCAN
Dec 20, 2000   1:20 P.M.   US   PICKUP MANIFEST
RECEIVED

Here’s to hoping that this item, which I intend to give as a Christmas gift, arrives today….

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AtYourOffice.com

I used to promote At Your Office, an online office supplies retailer, on my Best of the Web page:

A deep-discount online office supply company. It’s so deep discount, in fact, that I have never had to pay for anything I’ve ordered from them, they simply email me every couple of weeks with a free offer.

A year and a half ago, I added a note to the entry:

As of 25 May, 1999, this ceased to be true; I ordered 4 permanent Marks-A-Lot markers from them along with my free order, for $0.54 apiece and no extra shipping costs.

Then a few months later I felt compelled to add another note:

As of 8 October, 1999, the preceding remains humorous but sadly no longer true. I have ordered several times from At Your Office, but never without something getting damaged en route. They pack things very, very poorly. So, for now, my recommendation is to look somewhere else.

I am still on their email list, however.

In early December 2000 I decided to buy a guillotine-style paper trimmer.  I drove to the local Staples and selected one that looked promising.  When I got it home I found three problems with it.  First, the unit was too light so it risked sliding on the table when in use.  Second, imagine you are looking at the trimmer from the top: on the left there is a flat grid area for laying out your paper, then a perhaps 1 cm metal strip to its right, then the blade.  The grid and the metal strip were not at the same height, which meant that paper would never lie flat on the trimmer.  Finally, the ruler along the top that tells how much you are cutting was mis-calibrated.

I decided to return it and buy a new one, so I started poking around online.  I checked out the online stores of Office Depot, OfficeMax, and Staples.  Each of these companies offers a service where orders of most items are delivered the next day by a truck dispatched from one of their stores (Rockwell Science Center, where I work, has such an arrangement with Office Depot.)  I did not find a trimmer that I liked, however, so I reluctantly decided to check At Your Office, which had just sent me an email advertising “free shipping and one-use Kodak camera with any order over $50.”

It turns out that two things have changed at At Your Office since I penned the less-than-favorable reviews above.  First, they were acquired by Office.com.  Granted, Office.com is a company with a rather vague business model (“Office.com [...] — a website that focuses and harnesses the potential of the Internet for the workworld. Office.com combines best of breed content, commerce, community and communications to create the place we work when we work online.”) but at least it’s new management.  Second, At Your Office is now offering free next-day delivery via UPS (I assume to compete with the bricks-and-mortar stores.)  So I decided to go for it: on a Thursday, I ordered the paper trimmer, a box of hot cocoa mix for Jenn, a Pilot disposable fountain pen, and the free camera.

That evening I checked their site to get UPS tracking numbers for the packages.  It showed that the order had been split into three shipments.  One, the heaviest, was scheduled for delivery on Friday as promised.  The second was scheduled for delivery the following Monday.  The third tracking number brought up a package delivered in June of 1999 to Washington state.  This was unexpected.

The next morning I called AYO customer service to see if I could get the real tracking number.  The woman on the phone was courteous, was just as surprised as I about the tracking number incident, and told me that she had no additional information about it.  “If it doesn’t show up on Monday, call us back,” she said.

That day (Friday) package #1 arrived, containing the paper trimmer, one corner of interior box dented.  Its arrival was appreciated as it was the reason for the order in the first place.  On Monday packages #2 and #3 arrived.  #2 contained the hot cocoa mix, interior box dented.  #3 contained the one-use camera … and a $0.65 medium point black Pilot ballpoint pen instead of my fountain pen.  I called customer service back and explained the error: again, the associate (a different one) was very courteous and promised the problem to be fixed immediately.  Sure enough, the next day, a big AYO box arrived by UPS, holding one pen and perhaps 8 liters of packing material (wrinkled stiff paper.)

So, the verdict?  From my small sample size, I submit that AYO has really not improved since my previous evaluation.  Packages arrive late and damaged, poorly packed but using more packaging than necessary.  If you are looking for office supplies, perhaps Staples or Office Depot could help you out.

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